Linda’s Tight Clam Needs Loosening

Blurb: “Having a tightly closed clam isn’t always a good thing, as Linda, the main character in this story found out. But what can she do to loosen her clam? Read this enchanting tale to learn more…” Description: The perfect gag gift/ white elephant party exchange item/ baby shower present. This book is rich in double entendres, for those among us with a great sense of humor. It is the perfect naughty children’s book for adults.